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This

The following article first appeared in the Fur Commission Crime Log, December 9, 1963 and is reproduced with the commission's permission.

Mount Angel Oregon: The largest act of eco-terrorism ended on a disastrous note with the release of 10,000 minks from a local breeder's ranch. The tragic incident occurred earlier this morning when the herd regrettably came head-to-head with the Mount Angel Mink Eaters Society Pancake Breakfast. Ed Lawler a representative for the Mink Eaters, said through a fur covered smile, "Other than the birth of my son, it was the greatest day of my life." 

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

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Monday, July 25, 2011

Choose Fresh

Six minutes later I got to tell the man what I wanted on my sandwich. 

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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

This

Ever see a 14 year old girl with a baby in one hand and hickeys on her neck and all you can think is, ”Well, at least she’s dating again.”

Monday, July 18, 2011

Sunday, July 17, 2011

This

I'm in the lavatory at Del Taco washing my hands then I thought to myself, “Wait a second, I don’t work here.”

Saturday, July 16, 2011